I showed my mom this picture of Edinburgh earlier today:


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MAY ALL OF YOUR FIREWORKS BE FUCKING AWESOME.


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It's Gregory Peck's birthday today, and I'm not the type of person to pass up the opportunity to post some Atticus Finch.

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Oh god, I think I need to hold onto something...

I may have died when this first aired. Stephen Colbert morphs into Atticus at around 3:32.

Can't embed. Code is fucking up.

Dear President Clinton,

The movie that you referred to on The Daily Show was actually the fourth James Bond movie starring Pierce Brosnan.

Respectfully yours,

Annie

ETA: AHHHHH!!! STEPHEN PLEASE MENTION THE MEN WHO STARE AT GOATS AND PROMISE ME YOU'LL HAVE EWAN McGREGOR ON!!!

OMGOMGOMG.

"FIGGY MOONPOWDER!" HAHAOMG I'M DYING.

Ugh. I have so many stories to tell, but the amount of homework I've had lately has kept me from doing anything fun... aside from the occasional fake news break.

Aw, I can't believe Jon Stewart distracted Ricky Gervais from telling his Karl Pilkington story. D:

The Colbert Report: "Four score and seven anuses ago..." OMGGG THAT IS AMAZING. THANKS, STEPHEN. I WILL NEVER FORGET MY TILDES. ♥

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MSNBC's The Real Texas Chainsaw Massacre was a real disappointment yesterday. The special had nothing to do with the movie, instead documenting the life and crimes of a Texan who cut up two bodies with a ( Read more... )

When Biden first showed up, I was half convinced he was going to say, "I just want to tell you both good luck; we're all counting on you." Joe Biden = real life Leslie Nielsen character y/n? :)

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( Liveblogging tonight's Colbert Report which is airing from Baghdad, Iraq )

OMG I really wish I had a Colbert-watching buddy right now. That BKAD had to be one of the best ones ever. :D

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Why don't they learn?

Matilda - I'd managed to make it through childhood without seeing this movie, so Courtney had me watch it. It's actually pretty cute.

Clue - Mine! I don't think it was a big hit, but I still loved it.

The Shining - Courtney had never seen it, so it was a must. Classic-status aside, wow, the 1970s were ugly.

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